Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Religion supports nobody.
"Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "A Christmas Sermon" printed in Evening Telegraph, Dec. 19, 1891]
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Morning...
I'm so happy and enthusiastic today. Can you tell?
New pic of myself being photobombed by my cats, Jaws and Claudia'
;)
New pic of myself being photobombed by my cats, Jaws and Claudia'
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Peter Jackson Hopeful For Hobbit News Soon | Hobbit Movie News and Rumors | TheOneRing.netâ„¢
http://ping.fm/MaSh6
http://ping.fm/MaSh6
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
"SNL's Jenny Slate Voices the Instantly Adorable "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On"" - http://tinyurl.com/2bzh8xe
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Fwd: Jason Charles Miller - "You Get What You Pay For" (from True Blood) w/ Felicia Day & Greg Grunberg - http://ff.im/plaJ4
Friday, August 13, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
"Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)" - http://tinyurl.com/39c8hpg
Sunday, August 8, 2010
"Emma Watson is Hair-mione Granger no more as she cuts off her locks for edgy new 'do" - http://tinyurl.com/2al5spf
"Auto-Tune the News: Auto-Tune the News 12: weed. lesbian allegaytions. " - http://tinyurl.com/25yleat
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The mythical memories: How a fifth of us fondly recall happy events... that never actually happened
http://bit.ly/9x8xf6
http://bit.ly/9x8xf6
Monday, August 2, 2010
25 of Life's Truths for Mature Adults
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I regret all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Crap!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.
What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day... what a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. I disagree with Kay's Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with 'Miller Lite' than Kay's.
18. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
22. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
23. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
24. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
25. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey- but I'll bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I regret all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Crap!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.
What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day... what a waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
17. I disagree with Kay's Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with 'Miller Lite' than Kay's.
18. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
22. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
23. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
24. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
25. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey- but I'll bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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