"It is a very sad thing to be proud of making others miserable."
- Me

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Invitation to connect on LinkedIn

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I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

- Donald

Donald Reynolds
Owner / Technician at Reynolds Computer Consulting
Lafayette, Indiana Area

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Invitation to connect on LinkedIn

LinkedIn

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

- Donald

Donald Reynolds
Owner / Technician at Reynolds Computer Consulting
Lafayette, Indiana Area

Confirm that you know Donald

© 2011, LinkedIn Corporation

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Blag Hag: 70 year old man stoned to death for "homosexuality...

Blag Hag: 70 year old man stoned to death for "homosexuality...: "Disgusting : 'I killed a man,' Thomas allegedly told the witness. He then described how he placed batteries and rocks in a sock, and hit Se..."

Blag Hag: 70 year old man stoned to death for "homosexuality...

Blag Hag: 70 year old man stoned to death for "homosexuality...: "Disgusting : 'I killed a man,' Thomas allegedly told the witness. He then described how he placed batteries and rocks in a sock, and hit Se..."

Friday, June 10, 2011

The Oatmeal vs. FunnyJunk: webcomic copyright fight gets personal

The Oatmeal vs. FunnyJunk: webcomic copyright fight gets personal

Key court case tests right to record the police with a cell phone

Key court case tests right to record the police with a cell phone

Thursday, June 9, 2011

This is an XBOX 360 Animated Purple vibrator made using a Kinect controller. Bahahahaha!

This is an XBOX 360 Animated Purple vibrator made using a Kinect controller. Bahahahaha!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Star Wars: The Old Republic | Trailers

Star Wars: The Old Republic | Trailers
The NerdGasm Is Complete. Click on the link to watch the opening trailer!

YouTube - wav.mov

YouTube - Putting the Windows logo on an upcoming Apple store

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Actually, that's not in the Bible – CNN Belief Blog - CNN.com Blogs

Actually, that's not in the Bible – CNN Belief Blog - CNN.com Blogs
Actually, that's not in the Bible
By John Blake, CNN

(CNN) – NFL legend Mike Ditka was giving a news conference one day after being fired as the coach of the Chicago Bears when he decided to quote the Bible.

“Scripture tells you that all things shall pass,” a choked-up Ditka said after leading his team to only five wins during the previous season. “This, too, shall pass.”

Ditka fumbled his biblical citation, though. The phrase “This, too, shall pass” doesn’t appear in the Bible. Ditka was quoting a phantom scripture that sounds like it belongs in the Bible, but look closer and it’s not there.

Ditka’s biblical blunder is as common as preachers delivering long-winded public prayers. The Bible may be the most revered book in America, but it’s also one of the most misquoted. Politicians, motivational speakers, coaches - all types of people - quote passages that actually have no place in the Bible, religious scholars say.

These phantom passages include:

“God helps those who help themselves.”

“Spare the rod, spoil the child.”

And there is this often-cited paraphrase: Satan tempted Eve to eat the forbidden apple in the Garden of Eden.

None of those passages appear in the Bible, and one is actually anti-biblical, scholars say.

But people rarely challenge them because biblical ignorance is so pervasive that it even reaches groups of people who should know better, says Steve Bouma-Prediger, a religion professor at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

“In my college religion classes, I sometimes quote 2 Hesitations 4:3 (‘There are no internal combustion engines in heaven’),” Bouma-Prediger says. “I wait to see if anyone realizes that there is no such book in the Bible and therefore no such verse.

“Only a few catch on.”

Few catch on because they don’t want to - people prefer knowing biblical passages that reinforce their pre-existing beliefs, a Bible professor says.

“Most people who profess a deep love of the Bible have never actually read the book,” says Rabbi Rami Shapiro, who once had to persuade a student in his Bible class at Middle Tennessee State University that the saying “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs.

“They have memorized parts of texts that they can string together to prove the biblical basis for whatever it is they believe in,” he says, “but they ignore the vast majority of the text."

Phantom biblical passages work in mysterious ways

Ignorance isn’t the only cause for phantom Bible verses. Confusion is another.

Some of the most popular faux verses are pithy paraphrases of biblical concepts or bits of folk wisdom.

Consider these two:

“God works in mysterious ways.”

“Cleanliness is next to Godliness.”

Both sound as if they are taken from the Bible, but they’re not. The first is a paraphrase of a 19th century hymn by the English poet William Cowper (“God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform).

The “cleanliness” passage was coined by John Wesley, the 18th century evangelist who founded Methodism, says Thomas Kidd, a history professor at Baylor University in Texas.

“No matter if John Wesley or someone else came up with a wise saying - if it sounds proverbish, people figure it must come from the Bible,” Kidd says.

Our fondness for the short and tweet-worthy may also explain our fondness for phantom biblical phrases. The pseudo-verses function like theological tweets: They’re pithy summarizations of biblical concepts.

“Spare the rod, spoil the child” falls into that category. It’s a popular verse - and painful for many kids. Could some enterprising kid avoid the rod by pointing out to his mother that it's not in the Bible?

It’s doubtful. Her possible retort: The popular saying is a distillation of Proverbs 13:24: “The one who withholds [or spares] the rod is one who hates his son.”

Another saying that sounds Bible-worthy: “Pride goes before a fall.” But its approximation, Proverbs 16:18, is actually written: “Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.”

There are some phantom biblical verses for which no excuse can be offered. The speaker goofed.

That’s what Bruce Wells, a theology professor, thinks happened to Ditka, the former NFL coach, when he strayed from the gridiron to biblical commentary during his 1993 press conference in Chicago.

Wells watched Ditka’s biblical blunder on local television when he lived in Chicago. After Ditka cited the mysterious passage, reporters scrambled unsuccessfully the next day to find the biblical source.

They should have consulted Wells, who is now director of the ancient studies program at Saint Joseph’s University in Pennsylvania. Wells says Ditka’s error probably came from a peculiar feature of the King James Bible.

“My hunch on the Ditka quote is that it comes from a quirk of the King James translation,” Wells says. “Ancient Hebrew had a particular way of saying things like, ‘and the next thing that happened was…’ The King James translators of the Old Testament consistently rendered this as ‘and it came to pass.’ ’’

When phantom Bible passages turn dangerous

People may get verses wrong, but they also mangle plenty of well-known biblical stories as well.

Two examples: The scripture never says a whale swallowed Jonah, the Old Testament prophet, nor did any New Testament passages say that three wise men visited baby Jesus, scholars say.

Those details may seem minor, but scholars say one popular phantom Bible story stands above the rest: The Genesis story about the fall of humanity.

Most people know the popular version - Satan in the guise of a serpent tempts Eve to pick the forbidden apple from the Tree of Life. It’s been downhill ever since.

But the story in the book of Genesis never places Satan in the Garden of Eden.

“Genesis mentions nothing but a serpent,” says Kevin Dunn, chair of the department of religion at Tufts University in Massachusetts.

“Not only does the text not mention Satan, the very idea of Satan as a devilish tempter postdates the composition of the Garden of Eden story by at least 500 years,” Dunn says.

Getting biblical scriptures and stories wrong may not seem significant, but it can become dangerous, one scholar says.

Most people have heard this one: “God helps those that help themselves.” It’s another phantom scripture that appears nowhere in the Bible, but many people think it does. It's actually attributed to Benjamin Franklin, one of the nation's founding fathers.

The passage is popular in part because it is a reflection of cherished American values: individual liberty and self-reliance, says Sidnie White Crawford, a religious studies scholar at the University of Nebraska.

Yet that passage contradicts the biblical definition of goodness: defining one’s worth by what one does for others, like the poor and the outcast, Crawford says.

Crawford cites a scripture from Leviticus that tells people that when they harvest the land, they should leave some “for the poor and the alien” (Leviticus 19:9-10), and another passage from Deuteronomy that declares that people should not be “tight-fisted toward your needy neighbor.”

“We often infect the Bible with our own values and morals, not asking what the Bible’s values and morals really are,” Crawford says.

Where do these phantom passages come from?

It’s easy to blame the spread of phantom biblical passages on pervasive biblical illiteracy. But the causes are varied and go back centuries.

Some of the guilty parties are anonymous, lost to history. They are artists and storytellers who over the years embellished biblical stories and passages with their own twists.

If, say, you were an anonymous artist painting the Garden of Eden during the Renaissance, why not portray the serpent as the devil to give some punch to your creation? And if you’re a preacher telling a story about Jonah, doesn’t it just sound better to say that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, not a “great fish”?

Others blame the spread of phantom Bible passages on King James, or more specifically the declining popularity of the King James translation of the Bible.

That translation, which marks 400 years of existence this year, had a near monopoly on the Bible market as recently as 50 years ago, says Douglas Jacobsen, a professor of church history and theology at Messiah College in Pennsylvania.

“If you quoted the Bible and got it wrong then, people were more likely to notice because there was only one text,” he says. “Today, so many different translations are used that almost no one can tell for sure if something supposedly from the Bible is being quoted accurately or not.”

Others blame the spread of phantom biblical verses on Martin Luther, the German monk who ignited the Protestant Reformation, the massive “protest” against the excesses of the Roman Catholic Church that led to the formation of Protestant church denominations.

“It is a great Protestant tradition for anyone - milkmaid, cobbler, or innkeeper - to be able to pick up the Bible and read for herself. No need for a highly trained scholar or cleric to walk a lay person through the text,” says Craig Hazen, director of the Christian Apologetics program at Biola University in Southern California.

But often the milkmaid, the cobbler - and the NFL coach - start creating biblical passages without the guidance of biblical experts, he says.

“You can see this manifest today in living room Bible studies across North America where lovely Christian people, with no training whatsoever, drink decaf, eat brownies and ask each other, ‘What does this text mean to you?’’’ Hazen says.

“Not only do they get the interpretation wrong, but very often end up quoting verses that really aren’t there.”

Posted by: John Blake - CNN Writer

Friday, June 3, 2011

Rat-Brained Idea: Petri Dish Brain Has 12-Second Memory | Gadgets, Science & Technology

Rat-Brained Idea: Petri Dish Brain Has 12-Second Memory | Gadgets, Science & Technology
Rat-Brained Idea: Petri Dish Brain Has 12-Second Memory

If you have ever told your children/significant other/cubical mate something important only to discover that they forgot it ten seconds later, this tiny artificial brain might be an improvement. It has a memory span of up to 12 seconds. Although not technically a fully-formed brain, the collection of 60 rat neurons was grown by researchers at the University of Pittsburgh as a precursor to more complex studies of synaptic mechanisms.

The “brain” consists of a silicon disc covered in a layer of proteins and peppered with some embryonic rat hippocampus cells. As the cells grew together, they formed their own neural network that could transmit and receive electrical signals. When the neurons were excited with an electrical pulse, the pulse continued to travel around the network for up to 12 seconds – an extraordinarily long time considering that without that organic network the pulse would have stopped traveling after about .25 seconds.

All of this talk of neurons and electrical excitement is just fancy-talk for “this artificial brain exhibits short-term memory.” And because the researchers have unhampered access to the functions of the micro-brain, their future research may give them an unprecedented insight into how the neural pathways of our own brains work to transmit information.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Doomsday believer donates entire inheritance to Family Radio - Jun. 1, 2011

June 1, 2011: 10:54 AM ET
Eileen Heuwetter was shocked to find out that her deceased aunt left nearly her entire estate to Family Radio, the group behind predictions that the world would end May on 21.
Eileen Heuwetter was shocked to find out that her deceased aunt left nearly her entire estate to Family Radio, the group behind predictions that the world would end May on 21.
NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- When the world didn't end on May 21, many people who had given up their earthly possessions were left with nothing.
But one believer never lived to see the day. She left nearly her entire estate -- around $300,000 -- to the group behind the failed prediction, leaving some family members out in the cold.
Eileen Heuwetter was shocked to find out that her aunt left the majority of her estate to Family Radio, the group responsible for the doomsday warnings that the world would end on May 21. She and her sister were each left $25,000 from their aunt's estate. The rest is going to Family Radio.
The network of Christian radio stations based in Oakland, Ca., is almost entirely funded by donations. According to IRS filings, the group brought in $18 million in contributions in 2009 alone.
Heuwetter, the executor of the will, knew how much her aunt loved the radio station and admired its leader, Harold Camping, who is viewed as a prophet by many of his followers.
While other family members insisted it was crazy to let her aunt give all that money to a radio station, Heuwetter didn't initially contest the conditions of the will. She knew little about the Christian radio station, but knew her aunt, Doris Schmitt, found comfort in it.

Doomsday church: Still open for business

Schmitt had lived a tough life, struggling with alcoholism and losing her two children to drug addictions before dying alone at 78 on May 2, 2010 in her small home in Queens, New York.
"This was not a woman who had anything. She literally had Family Radio on day and night -- she went to bed with it and woke up to it," said Heuwetter. "That was all she had."
It wasn't until recently that Heuwetter learned who was really getting her aunt's bequest. She said she first realized this was the same group when she saw buses driving around New York City the weekend before the supposed end of the world, spreading the doomsday message.

"I'm looking at these brand new buses drive around with Family Radio's name on them, saying 'Doomsday is May 21', and I said, 'Oh my god, this is who my aunt gave all of her money to," Heuwetter said. "I didn't know he was so crazy, and at this point I was incensed that this man was going to get everything my aunt had left."
Even worse, Heuwetter said, his prediction never came to fruition. Heuwetter's family members were just as angry when they learned about Family Radio's failed prophecy, so they brought the case to several lawyers, who sympathized with the family, but agreed they had no case.

Family Radio did not respond to requests for comment.
The estate is within weeks of closing, and Heuwetter knows it's a lost cause.
"It's just so frustrating because I know there's nothing I can do about it -- this man is going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars from my aunt," she said. "And she wasn't a rich woman."
Though Camping later clarified that his prediction actually extends until October, many followers were disappointed when the rapture didn't happen on May 21. Heuwetter said there is no way her aunt would have given the money to Family Radio, had she lived to see Camping's doomsday-gone-wrong.
"She would have been devastated," Heuwetter said. "Listening to him say things would be better in paradise made her feel better -- she totally believed she would leave this world on May 21, and she needed to believe that."
If she were here to watch the world continue after May 21, she would have likely given her money to other family members, said Heuwetter.
"It was a good amount of money that would have helped a lot of people live better today -- but now it's not helping anyone."
--CNNMoney staff reporter Annalyn Censky contributed to this report. To top of page

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creative thinking!!!

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creative thinking!!!
When U Black,
U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK,
When I was scared, I was BLACK,
When I was sick, I was BLACK,
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK.

NOW, You ‘white’ folks……

When you’re born, you’re PINK,
When you grow-up, you’re WHITE,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE,
When you’re scared, you’re YELLOW,
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,
And when you die, you look GRAY.
So why y’all be callin’ us
COLORED Folks?

Monday, May 30, 2011

Counter-protesters confront Westboro Baptist Church at Arlington - CNN.com

Counter-protesters from KKK confront Westboro Baptist Church at Arlington - CNN.com

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • Kansas group has 3 people at cemetery, saying dead should not be idolized
  • 70 counter-protesters shout them down, try to block them from view
  • 10 others opposing church group claim to be KKK branch

Police Brutality at the Silent Flashmob at the Jefferson Memorial

Osama bin Laden

"The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make A merica pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." – Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" – Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." – Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." - Jay Leno
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." – David Letterman
" Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." – Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate water-boarding.'" – Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." – Jay Leno
"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." – David Letterman
"Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad.........by looking at the pictures of the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do housework.”

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Vader and The King

Vader and The King

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And you wondered how Elvis got all those women to scream his name. It wasn’t his hips; it was a Jedi Mind Trick.

Wouldn’t this look great on a t-shirt? Why, yes it would. Get it over at Headline Shirts.

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Saturday, February 5, 2011

The “Solar Wind” Bridge Design Harnesses Energy Two Ways

The “Solar Wind” Bridge Design Harnesses Energy Two Ways

February 5, 2011 by ACrezo | http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=38162">View Comments

Francesco Colarossi, Giovanna Saracino and Luisa Saracino, a trio of Italian designers, have come up with an ingenious way to generate energy without consuming valuable real estate. Between the pillars of a long-expanse bridge, a multitude of turbines capture wind energy from the faster-moving high-altitude currents. In addition, the (currently theoretical) road is paved with a “dense network of solar cells,” covered with a transparent and highly-resistant plastic,  increasing the design’s energy production.

The estimated energy production of Solar Wind is 40 million kWh per year.

If that’s not enough, a sky-high Solar Park is also built into the plan, complete with green areas, trees and enclosed rest areas. Though probably not recommended for the faint of heart, a park area is a pretty cool feature.

There are no definite plans yet to build the Solar Wind bridge, but the design in itself is rather awesome. Tell me, Geeks: do you think it’s viable?

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This is a pretty good idea as far as I am concerned

Friday, February 4, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I'm freezing my anus off...or is it out?? DAMN it's cold!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ron Jeremy Rum - I can't make this stuff up: http://ping.fm/T9gaP

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Comcast must really like me http://ping.fm/NeUoD
Can't sleep. Watching Two Towers extended edition. can't wait for blu-ray! lotr

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany, http://fxn.ws/i0o7VY

Monday, January 24, 2011

Nook Color overclocked again--this time all the way to 1.1GHz! - http://pulsene.ws/QK3c

Steelers to the Super Bowl? If Ben gets MVP I'll riot.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Mythbusters on Netflix on a Saturday night. Doesn't get much better than this. Pathetic isn't it.

Big Don the DJ - : Darth Coffee. Take a sip on the Dark Side.

My parent’s coffee maker hangs out on the Dark Side of the Roast.

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Brother, Sister Die in Crash on Way to Stepmother's Funeral

Having a bad day? Not after reading this.

Brother, Sister Die in Crash on Way to Stepmother's Funeral

Friday, January 21, 2011

Here is one way how everyone should be making their passwords http://bit.ly/hlooP3
I am in love with my new Motorola MB520 android phone!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Somali pirates executed by russian navy's.flv

Fuck Somali Pirates! Give me a big gun and you won't be able to sort out their bodies. Long live te Russian Navy!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Amazing Device Turns Your iPhone Into a Car Stereo!

Amazing Device Turns Your iPhone Into a Car Stereo!: "

There are a wide range of ways to stream audio from your iPhone to your car stereo, from the mini-jack to bluetooth and more. But they all involve fumbling with a separate unit, which can be downright dangerous on the road.


Now there’s a better way! The new O’car actually makes your iPhone or iPod Touch an integral part of the stereo. You hop into the car, plug the iPhone into your head unit, and it turns into an automotive device - letting you listen to music, see GPS and use heads up navigation and much more.


A downloadable app integrates the phone’s OS and software into the head unit - and the iPhone actually swivels horizontally and vertically - this has to be seen to be believed! It also includes a 4×55 watt amp with a subwoofer control, and even supports multitasking (although we’re not sure how).


The unit will be available in the first quarter of 2011 for around $300


See the Amazing iPhone Car Stereo In Action!

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Real life super hero stops crime

Monday, January 3, 2011

Darth Coffee. Take a sip on the Dark Side.

Darth Coffee. Take a sip on the Dark Side.